Jean Von Blanc, (19?? - present) has traveled extensively and settled in the west as few here know of his sordid history. His actual age is unknown but carbon dating puts him somewhere between 30 and 50 years old. Unable to articulate honestly, he communicated exclusively with drawings for the first 13 years of his life.

His drawings, though crude and and at times vulgar, spoke volumes. The Nuns upon seeing these scrawlings understood him and knew there was little hope so he was shuffled through a remedial education. After 1982 he would appear randomly at different locations for short periods of time, working in a variety of fields as a day laborer. Many would wonder where he went but then they'd resume folding their laundry. Rumors abound, some say he works with undiagnosed mentally challenged adults. Other swear he sponsors a race team for the elderly. A handful credit him for inventing Pink Box, the convenient adult DVD rental vending machines found at all Treasure Valley LDS churches.

The drawings displayed here at the renowned Flying M wall were obtained through exhaustive Google searches and door to door interviews with known associates. A documentary is in preproduction on the show (investor inquiries should be directed to Miss Gwendolyn). The 13 images we were able to procure are on loan from his second widow Miss Gwendolyn, all are for sale. She claims he created these in his well documented "Holiday Period" (1989-1995). These are from the All Hallows Eve series. Though disturbing on the surface these reflect a childhood charm and innocence of the Halloween spirit.

All proceeds go to the 1967 Barracuda 383 Formula S Notchback Foundation for at risk middle age men. You should buy two! ENJOY!